Tuesday, September 9th

We were in Disneyworld. Matt, my mother, Miranda and I.
We were riding one of the Splash Mountain logs. Matt was really, really hoping that he'd hear the "Brear Bear and Brear Fox are causing a commotion downstream" announcement. But he didn't. They weren't playing it.
To try and make it happen, though, he started misbehaving. He threw his hat off the ride and started standing in the log. Soon enough, an announcement came over the loudspeakers:
"Sir, please sit down."
"I want you to play that announcement."
"We're not going to."
"What if I get off the ride?"
"You can exit through that door over there."
"Fine!"

Matt (and Scott--where did he come from? Because he wasn't on the ride to begin with!) got off the ride and stomped off through a door on the side.
My mother commented that Matt was impatient. I agreed.