Tuesday, July 29th

I was in Pacayas (the house in the mountains).

We were getting in the car--getting ready to leave--when I noticed three huge crafts flying overhead (I seem to be having lots of alien dreams recently). I pointed at them, told everyone "You see! I told you they existed. Look at them!"

The crafts approached the house slowly and began their descent.

My grandmother was out in the backyard and noticed them landing close to her. She looked at me and widened her eyes. "What are these?" she asked.

The crafts extended their landing gear and touched down slowly. They remained closed up and I yelled to my mom to hurry to my side. She said she was coming.

A voice came from the spaceships: "Greetings. We have been observing you. We have decided that you are the best example of humans."
I was immediately disappointed. I was hoping they'd talk about how haunted the house in Pacayas was.

"We invite you to come with us and be our human specimen."

My grandmother turned around, back towards the house, and said something like "I don't have time to be bothered by this."
I laughed and turned to look at my mom who signaled me back to the car.

The spaceships opened up and laughed--it had all been a practical joke by the television companies! We were on candid camera!