I am a visiting vassal to the court of kingdom of bullets, or least bullet-like people. The majority of the royal court is made up of bulletmen (I only recall there being men, but I don't want to count out female bullets). They are about the size of a soccer ball and have no arms or legs; their locomotion seems inspired by Beauty and the Beast.
There was one bullet who was charged with carrying the king's luggage around with him at all times so that the king could leave on a whim. Some of the more elite bullets had golden rings laid flat on their faces, giving them the appearance of noses.
Suddenly, I'm in a Ricola-inspired mountain valley. Flowers are everywhere. I hear a voice say that someone paid a lot of money to see the unicorn cry, and then the unicorn appears. I walk towards it and as I raise my hand to touch its face, Robin Williams emerges. First there is only his face and then his shoulders and arms follow and he mumbles something inaudible that I am convinced is of the utmost importance.
Now there is a gun floating in mid-air; I'm looking down the barrel, but I can see that it's not pointed at me. The gun fires and then Robin disappears back into the unicorn's face. The unicorn turns and gallops away.
I return to the kingdom of the bulletmen a hero and take the throne as king. My first act as ruler of the bullets is to emancipate the poor soul who had to carry the king's luggage everywhere. There is much celebration as I begin my benevolent rule.
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That is one weird-ass dream, Zach.
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